whispers-from-the-lips-of-deceit:
omfgg
Bartholomew plauge? Haha, this is pretty awesome though!
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Thirty-five year old Navy SEAL Jon Tumilson died in a helicopter crash in Afghanistan this month. His dog, Hawkeye, led the procession into the funeral and then refused to leave his master’s coffin throughout the service.
Please excuse me while I cry into my pillow..
(Source: Daily Mail, via lights-are-stars)
Thirty-five year old Navy SEAL Jon Tumilson died in a helicopter crash in Afghanistan this month. His dog, Hawkeye, led the procession into the funeral and then refused to leave his master’s coffin throughout the service.
Please excuse me while I cry into my pillow..
(Source: Daily Mail, via lights-are-stars)
If I were in the Hunger Games I would use one of the parachutes and gift containers and put all kinds of poisonous berries in them and then climb trees and send them down to unsuspecting tributes. Oh, you thought you were getting a nice fruit salad? Think again. POISON.
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okay, I’m watching Survivor Man, and theres a disclaimer that says “Do not attempt without expert supervision.”
wait what
I can’t use the survivor skills you’re showing me without like
Survivor Man there
what
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Avengers pick up lines:
- Steve: Are you from the 1940s? Because I'd really love to have a future with you.
- Thor: I will make sure that you are "Thor in the morning".
- Clint: I never miss...ifyouknowwhatimean.
- Bruce: They don't call me incredible for nothing, hehe.
- Tony: Hi, I'm Tony Stark.
- Loki: Kneel.
- Phil: I watched you while you were sleeping.
